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Friday, November 01, 2002

 

Ahh! My computer froze so now I have to start all over again. The Incubus concert kicked some major ass! I had to leave Ingrid's at 5:30 so I could get down there on time. I had to hop on the 101 and take the 101 to the 202 and take the 202 to the I-10. I got down there at about 6:30 exactly and made a quick stop at Jack in the Box. I was all nervous because I had drank an AMP right before I left for Ingrid's so I was all jittery and everything so I only took like two bites out of my Sourdough Jack. Then I hauled ass over to Cricket Pavillion where they proceeded to rap me up the ass for parking. I got in line and got through the gates and staked my spot out on the floor. I got a super nifty wristband that's all prittie and blue. See? I ended up getting a spot next to this super hot Christian guy named Tony who has an eyebrow piercing. He's 19 and a sophomore at ASU and he's majoring in Sociology. He plans to go to seminary school after he graduates. We were discussing religion and he was pretty cool with me being an atheist. I wish I had gotten his number. Poop. I met some other cool kids that go to Thunderbird High School. They were commenting on my bracelets and fun stuff. The opening act was Har Mar Superstar. I'm seriously going to die a virgin. This old guy comes out dancing around in this robe that looks like something an Evangelical priest would wear. It's basically him singing vocals to a synthesizer and keyboard. It's disgusting. He sucks horribly. I screamed at him to take it off and he took off his robe and he's wearing these horrible chaps and rhinestone sparkly outfit and you can see his hairy ass. It's the most revolting thing I've ever seen in my entire life and that's saying a lot trust me. Look at the pictures on his site. EWWWW! He knows Kelly Osbourne and that scares me :( Poor Kelly. Run away! Run away! So yea, he's prancing around in his underwear and then after every song he's like "I'm fucking awesome!" so I screamed, "saying fuck doesn't make you cool!" I threw a condom at him :) He got this kid thrown out from the pit for throwing a condom. What an asshole. I gave him the finger everytime he came over to our side of the stage. I bet he's an extreme homophobe but he just made himself look like a faggot prancing around like a fairy. LOL. Then all of a sudden he ripped off all his clothes and pranced around in his underwear. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. *shudders* He sang about doing underage girls. We were joking about how he's probably selling cds out of the back of his camper, "blowjobs for CDs". LOL. I also screamed, "If I had a penis I'd fuck you up the ass like you like it!" I hope he heard me :) Then he finally ended and we waited like 30-45 mins and Incubus came on and threw down the house. They had this crickey-woodsy sound playing and all this pretty fog and then they all came on stage and opened with Circles. It was awesome then they proceeded to play a bunch of good songs from Morning View and Make Yourself. I was so into the music :) It pissed me off that they only played one song off of SCIENCE. They had Certain Shade of Green on their set list but they never played it. RAWR! Mike smiled at me alot :) I was digging on him. I was singing to him and he saw how into them I was :) During their set they had this giant movie screen behind them that played all these cool images like jellyfish floating and nebulas and stars. It was mucho pretty and ethereal. I wish I could see Incubus everyday for the rest of my life. They're so fucking awesome in concert. This cameraguy came and was putting the people in the front row on the Cricket Pavillion TV and I was on TV. w00t! w00t! I don't think anyone was paying attention tho so none of my friends saw me. Poop. I almost got a guitar pick. There were two of them at my feet but these whores got them before me. RAWR! Stupid bitches. When I was leaving I got a free condom (w00t!) and this guy was like "dude, don't give her a condom" and I was like "I'm 18" and he's like "Yea, but you should be saving yourself for marriage" and I was like "are you speaking out of ignorance or from lessons learned?" and he was like "um, I don't know what you mean" and I was like "Are you saving yourself for marriage?" and he was like "yea" and all his friends say yea too. Whatever. Then this drunk/high Mexican dude came up and gave me his condom. I was kinda weirded out. LOL. Crazy drunk people. I don't think they realize how stupid they look when they drink. There were so many cabs there to pick up the drunken fools. This one girl, who was completely smashed, was yelling at this other girl cuz apparently she had burned her with her cigarette or something. It was pretty funny. Ahhh! So many cute boys. Poop. Oh yea, when they played "I Miss You" I got tears in my eyes. It was touching. :D

Ashley bragged about her experience at 5:24 PM.

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