Wednesday, August 28, 2002

 

Wee! I had a Tony dream last night! I was in my room and I heard this knocking on the window and I opened my window and I saw Tony and the rest of the band outside. Turns out that Tony was mad at me cuz I wasn't able to go to their last concert. So I let them in and he gave me a big hug and whatnot. I remember my dad asking them if they wanted to stay for dinner and stuff. I remember going into my backyard and calling their names and stuff because I didn't know where they were. I walked around the corner of my house and saw Tony and Matt messing around. I think Tony and I might have been dating. I'm not sure because I don't remember a whole lot about the dream. Blah. I should have written this shit down yo! I wanna make out with Tony superbad :( Meghan said that the key to looking older is to wear black eyeliner. Maybe I should wear some to the next Mest/NFG show. Whatcha think? I wish I looked my age :( She's 15 and she looks 18. LOL

Ashley bragged about her experience at 2:03 PM.

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Tuesday, August 27, 2002

 

I had the greatest convo with my new bestest friend Meghan last night. She's totally awesome and made me a GC paper. Read and laugh :)

i3lo0dyVaLentine: psh. screw them, penis game rules!
AsHLUVSDuST: of course!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: ooh, i wonder if Tony would play the Penis Game..
AsHLUVSDuST: OMG!
AsHLUVSDuST: dude1
i3lo0dyVaLentine: hahaha
AsHLUVSDuST: we should pick a band member and ask them to play!
AsHLUVSDuST: weee!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: hahahha
i3lo0dyVaLentine: ok.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: i bet tony would.
AsHLUVSDuST: duh
AsHLUVSDuST: tony has a shirt that says he loves his penis ")
i3lo0dyVaLentine: matt might if he isn't in a bad mood.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao. i know.
AsHLUVSDuST: and we'll be like PENIS!
AsHLUVSDuST: and Matt will be like "Where!?"
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: yeah me and my friend are convinced that him and jere are gay.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: together of course.
AsHLUVSDuST: duh!
AsHLUVSDuST: why do you think jere's so nice?
AsHLUVSDuST: because matt sticks it up his ass!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: matt's the man in the relationship
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.. omg. lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: yes he is!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Jere Lovato..
AsHLUVSDuST: and Jere's like "oh matt, you know I love it when you fondle my balls and call me Tony"
i3lo0dyVaLentine: mm.. dear god, now there is another lovato in the band.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: and matt's like "dude, I thought I told you to keep our "special games" underwraps"
AsHLUVSDuST: tony - "what the fuck's going on?!"
AsHLUVSDuST: Nick - I ALWAYS KNEW you were a fag man!
AsHLUVSDuST: Jere - *giggles* you're so hott when you're mad
AsHLUVSDuST: Matt - STOP IT! I said SHUT UP!
AsHLUVSDuST: Tony - You call Jere me when you're massaging his nut sack? What kinda twisted shit is that?
AsHLUVSDuST: Nick - sounds like your cuz is a fag
AsHLUVSDuST: Tony - SHUT THE FUCK UP! I know what a fag is!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *drinks another beer*
AsHLUVSDuST: Jere - *giggles* we even used your drumsticks one night Nick
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: Nick - * looks at drumsticks* THAT'S SICK! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN SICK!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao. omg.. lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: Matt - I hate you Jere! I'm leaving you for Mike Herrera!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: i can soooo see this conversation going on in the bus
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.!!!!!!
AsHLUVSDuST: Jere - *cries* You CAN'T LEAVE ME FOR MIKE! Paul's dating Mike!
AsHLUVSDuST: Matt - *thinks* DAMMIT!
i3lo0dyVaLentine signed off at 9:43:24 PM.
i3lo0dyVaLentine signed on at 9:46:12 PM.
AsHLUVSDuST: Tony - You could always fuck Pierre from Simple Plan. He always seemed kinda fruity!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: omg.. lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: *thinks about more*
AsHLUVSDuST: Nick - *opens a beer*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: <- is laughing histerically.. it hurts.
AsHLUVSDuST: Matt - Dude, I never thought you'd be this open about me being gay
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Tony - *lights a joint*
AsHLUVSDuST: Tony - *shrugs and puts a hand on Matt's shoulder* what's a Lovato if he doesn't stand by his man ya know?
AsHLUVSDuST: Jere - *wipes eyes* I guess I could call like....Joel or something
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Matt - *leans in to kiss tony*
AsHLUVSDuST: Tony - *turns to Jere* nahh, Joel's into that twincest shit with his brother
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: Jere - ohh *watches Matt and TOny*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Jere- *puts hands down pants*
AsHLUVSDuST: Jere - You dump me and 5 seconds later you're already boning ANOTHER band member!
AsHLUVSDuST: when will this insanity end?!
AsHLUVSDuST: Jere - *walks to another part of the bus*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: tune in next week for DRAMA ON THE MEST RV.
AsHLUVSDuST: LOL
AsHLUVSDuST: this is fun!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: hahahaha
i3lo0dyVaLentine: ow oww.. lmao.. it hurts when I laugh now.. lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: LOL
AsHLUVSDuST: seriously?
i3lo0dyVaLentine: yes.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: that was the best thing ever.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: i can sooo see this happening!!
AsHLUVSDuST: *camera fades to the GC bus*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: i WAS JUST GOING TO SAY *and back on the GC BUS*
AsHLUVSDuST: cue : Paul and Billy are playing strip poker....again
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: ...again.
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - *giggles* You have such nice thighs Billy
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Billy- *blushes*
AsHLUVSDuST: Billy - *blushes* Why thank you Paul *does fruity handgesture*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *insert limp wrist here*
AsHLUVSDuST: meanwhile in Joel and Benji's part of the bus.....
AsHLUVSDuST: Benji - *strokes Joel's arm lovingly* I'm glad that we're brothers Joel
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Benji - *oohhhh joel*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: Joel - We ain't just brothers yo! We B-R-O-S!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *insert west side hand motion here*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Benji - REPREZENT.. now.. let's go.. reprezent in the lower bunk *wink*
AsHLUVSDuST: LOL
AsHLUVSDuST: Joel - No yo! I say we represent down here! *grabs crotch*
AsHLUVSDuST: Benji - mmmm *goes down*
AsHLUVSDuST: Joel - AHH YEA! PUMP THAT SHIT YO!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: omg.
AsHLUVSDuST: Benji - *bobbing*
AsHLUVSDuST: Joel - AHH YEA! AHH YEA! Who's yo nigga bitch! Who's yo nigga!
AsHLUVSDuST: Benji - *around Joel's dick* you are joel
AsHLUVSDuST: Joel - I can't hear you around my big ass BLACK cock yo!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: i.. can't type.. lmfao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: omg.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: Benji - *gags on Joel's massive length* I said, yoooo arreee jowwwwl
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Joel - *moooan*
AsHLUVSDuST: Joel - AHH YEA! I'm the main nigga yo!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: -fades out.. to paul and billy only in their boxers
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Billy - now what paul?
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - *runs finger down Billy's ribs* mmmm, I can think of some other games that we can play without card ;-)
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: Billy - You mean toss the hamster? *totally clueless*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Paul - I always thought you were the better one with the guitar, Billy.. Youre muchbetter with your fingers...
AsHLUVSDuST: Billy - Oh...I guess all those fake lessons from Benji taught me well *clueless still*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *billy runs to the bathroom and grabs his black eyeliner*
AsHLUVSDuST: LOL
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Billy - Let's play dress up.
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - Ohhh yes!
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - Can I be Scott Weiland this time?!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Billy - yes, if i can be Britney spears
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *billy pulls a trunk out from under the table*
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - OMG! I LOVE Britney Spears! Did you SEE what she wore to last year's VMAs?! SCANDALOUS!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Billy - oh really, i thought she made the greatest fashion statement.
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - She did! She proved that it's okay to be wanted in a sexual sense
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *paul does an oops I did it again dance move*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Billy - wow paul! Work that thang! *snaps fingers*
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - Go white girl! Go white girl!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *joel appears* Joel - yo thug who youz be callin white?!
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - *does running man*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - *covers up* hi Joel!
AsHLUVSDuST: Joel - *bouces over to Billy* yo bitch! *raises his hand in a high five*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Billy - Hi Joel! *insert limp wrist here* How are you today *wink wink*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *joel's cell phone rings*
AsHLUVSDuST: Benji - *comes out with white stuff around his mouth*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *joel picks up*
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - uh Benj you got some *rubs his mouth*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *Sup Foo?*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Joel - Jere?
AsHLUVSDuST: Benji - *licks lips* ohhh *blushes and wipes mouth*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: Jere - Hi Joel *crying*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Joel - whatchu be crying fo?
AsHLUVSDuST: Jere - Matt left me!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Joel - Fo shizzle?
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - So Billy! Can I be "not that innocent" with you?
AsHLUVSDuST: Jere - Uh huh *you can hear Matt and Tony screaming in the background*
i3lo0dyVaLentine: Billy - i'm a slaaave for you.
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: Paul - *freak dances with Billy*
AsHLUVSDuST: (do more jOel!)
i3lo0dyVaLentine: i can't.. i have to go..
i3lo0dyVaLentine: *nnooo*
AsHLUVSDuST: awwww
AsHLUVSDuST: well
i3lo0dyVaLentine: tomorrow..
AsHLUVSDuST: we can continue with NFG tomorrow :-)
i3lo0dyVaLentine: we shall continue this drama.
AsHLUVSDuST: yesyes
AsHLUVSDuST: you're rad :-
i3lo0dyVaLentine: i hear pierre and jordan ahve a thing?
AsHLUVSDuST: I *heart heart* you
AsHLUVSDuST: of course!
AsHLUVSDuST: and cyrus and steve doll
i3lo0dyVaLentine: hahahaha i *heart* you too!!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: lmao.
AsHLUVSDuST: wee!
i3lo0dyVaLentine: EXCELLENT!

Ashley bragged about her experience at 10:04 PM.

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Here's the cd cover for the Young and the Hopeless:

Ashley bragged about her experience at 2:34 PM.

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